BAKITA mtatuua ni hiki Kiswahili chenu mnachokiita "Fasaha"

[Mwambwaro]

Hawa hawajuigi kuwa lugha inakua wakogo kuzamani tu

 

[DeepPond]

Bathroom - Hamamuni
Stand - Stanini
Zebra crossing - Kivukomilia

Kwaiyo tunaogea kwenye "Hamamuni"

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Lugha zote ziko hivyo na usishangae kukuta lugha rasmi (formal language) imebakia kuwa kwenye makabrasha tu haitumiwi na wazungumzaji wa kawaida wa lugha.

Hawa BAKITA mamisamiati yao mengi huwa wanabaki nayo huko kwao maana kwa kawaida huwa hayafiki huku mitaani. Mi huwa naona ni kama vile tu huwa wanapoteza muda bure!

 

[Jobless_Billionaire]

Nipe KIMBAKA NIKIMBAKIE meno yangu..

 

[Mzingo]

Hayo maneno ya Kiingereza tunayoyatumia ni baada kuyatumia kwa muda mrefu ndio tukayazoea. Ila ya kiswahili yangepata muda nusu ya muda wa hayo ya Kiingereza tungeyazoea.

Live=mubashara.

Limepigiwa promo mpaka tumelizoea

 

[Moisemusajiografii]

Dah!Jamaa yupo vizuri yule hadi alikuja msibani kaweka ndizi mbivu kwenye mfuko wa koti na mdaki.

 

[DeepPond]

Mkuu DeepPond neno " serious" kwa kiswahili unasemaje?

Power saw- msumeno oto
Computer keyboard- kicharazio
Juice- sharubati

Waiter, Nipatie sharubati miwa mbili🤣

 

[Gwajo]

Hii misamiati yenu huwa mnaibuni kutoka wapi aisee

1. Charger – kimemeshi
2. Appetizers –vihamuzi
3. Simcard – kadiwia/mkamimo
4. Memory card –kadi sakima
5. Business card – kadikazi
6. Microwave –tanuri miale
7. Cocktail party – tafrija mchapalo
8. Lift – kambarau
9. Toothpick – kimbaka
10. Scanner –mdaki

Ongezea misamiati mingine yenye utata.....

Daaaaaaah!!! Yani misamiati mingine banah!!! Yani wanatunga wao wenyewe BAKITA, lakini cha kushangaza huenda hata wao wenyewe hawaitumii mitaani kama hali ya kuhimiza wengine kuweza kutumia. Utawakuta hata wao wanatumia Kiswa-English.

 

[Bongeee]

Ongezea misamiati mingine yenye utata

Duh!Kweli misamiati yenye utata!

 

[DeepPond]

Waiter, Nipatie sharubati chungwa mbili🤣

 

[proton pump]

Hii misamiati yenu huwa mnaibuni kutoka wapi aisee

1. Charger – kimemeshi
2. Appetizers –vihamuzi
3. Simcard – kadiwia/mkamimo
4. Memory card –kadi sakima
5. Business card – kadikazi
6. Microwave –tanuri miale
7. Cocktail party – tafrija mchapalo
8. Lift – kambarau
9. Toothpick – kimbaka
10. Scanner –mdaki

Ongezea misamiati mingine yenye utata.....

Ujinga mtupu

 

[Ngurukia]

Hii misamiati yenu huwa mnaibuni kutoka wapi aisee

1. Charger – kimemeshi
2. Appetizers –vihamuzi
3. Simcard – kadiwia/mkamimo
4. Memory card –kadi sakima
5. Business card – kadikazi
6. Microwave –tanuri miale
7. Cocktail party – tafrija mchapalo
8. Lift – kambarau
9. Toothpick – kimbaka
10. Scanner –mdaki

Ongezea misamiati mingine yenye utata.....

Vihamuzi ina sound kama dawa za nguvu za kiume. Tafrija mchapalo inasikika kama pati ya kupigana miti

 

[Moisemusajiografii]

Ujinga mtupu

Wa BAKITA au mleta uzi?Jisemee mwenyewe tujue kama uitwe na kamati ya maadili ya bunge au tukukokote hadi BAKITA.

 

[ephen_]

Mkuu DeepPond neno " serious" kwa kiswahili unasemaje?

Makini/ uhakika

 

[Miguel Alvarez]

Hayo maneno itakuwa kuna muhuni mmoja anajitungia tuu sio unaona wanachanganya na wenyewe 😄

Mbona hao hao bakita waliwahi kusema ni 'kipando'

 

[Raymanu KE]

Makini/ uhakika

Ahsante Sana mkuu kwa kunielimisha

 

[DeepPond]

 

[Akilindogosana]

Kolo- mjomba
Makolo- wajomba 😂



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[Miguel Alvarez]

Nimeshangaa kwenye ile party hakuna hata MCHAPALO

 

[DeepPond]

Madogo wa field