Wanaume wenzangu naona Joyce Kiria Kileo katupa mchambo wa Karne

[Valentina]

Asante dear ila nadhani nina bahati zaidi kutambua haya mapema japo
nilijifunza via the hardway.

Nashindwa kuelewa vijana wanaoupinga ukweli huu. Siwaelewi kwa kweli.

Ngumu kuwaelewa,vijana wasasa wanajitahidi kukwepa majukumu. Ila kula mzigo wanataka

 

[NANDERA]

Atakua hana ela ndiyomaana kampa hili fumbo kuwa asipokuwa anampa mihela atakigawa nje.

Kama nakumbuka vizuri hii ni counter attack ya mwanaume aliyejirekodi kukandia wanawake tegemezi. Haina uhusiano na ndoa yake.

 

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Sikumshangaaa kuomba Madera nilimshangaa kila weekend ni yeye na harusi sijui sendoff sijui nn.... Ndio maana nikasema "umeenda kusoma au kuhudhuria sherehe".... Soma between lines vizuri na uwe open minded

Yeye kila w.end anahudhuria sherehe, hiyo ndio furaha yake, wewe unahangaika na vimada, sioni tofauti yenu.

Mfuate umshauri, 'kimada wangu, hizi pesa unazoniomba kila siku naona bora nikufungulie biashara then upigane upate zako', huo ndio uanaume.

 

[GENTAMYCINE]

Unadulterated hogwash from a certified simpleton.

Nimelinyaka neno " from " tu hapo katika maelezo yako na hayo mengine utajua Wewe na Waingereza wako huko Ulaya sijui " mamtoni ".

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Nimelinyaka neno " from " tu hapo katika maelezo yako na hayo mengine utajua Wewe na Waingereza wako huko Ulaya sijui " mamtoni ".

Up yours.

 

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Lame excuse! Even a hooker will tell you that she is only doing it because of poverty-as if there is only one way to fight poverty.

Ooooh!! So there is alot of ways right?? Basi usiishangae hiyo njia yake, ndio alioiona ni rahisi kwake, angalia hata humu kuna men hookers ambao nao wameiona hiyo ndio njia sahihi kwao.

 

[chiba89]

Huyu Dada aliona Elimu ni ghali akajaribu ujinga

hah kwanza mwili wake umeshakoboka

 

[NANDERA]

Hahahhhh suits her! Rubbish kujieleza huku kutudhalilisha wanawake

Baadhi ya wanawake. Mimi hajanidhalilisha.

 

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Teh wanatoka sayari ya Chato

Hahahaaaaa!!

 

[Heaven Sent]

Ngumu kuwaelewa,vijana wasasa wanajitahidi kukwepa majukumu. Ila kula mzigo wanataka

Teh basi solution ni kuwanyima tu utamu. Akae na hela zake na wewe ukae na kidude chako, mnyimane tu, hakuna atakayelalamika. Au vipi?

 

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wadada Wauza k * utawajua tyuu yaan huu uzi wameufurahia kweli,,yaan badala mmplan ni jinsi gani mta make za kwenu mnabaki kugeuza miili yenu kama mtaji,,,,ndo maana mnaishiwaga kupigwa tyuu waolewaji wanakuwa wengine,

Ndio tunaplan jinsi ya kuwaomba, hata hizo ni zetu mjue, you do work for us.

 

[chiba89]

Kupatwa kwa fikra

kweli kabisa mkuu ni kupatwa kwa fikra

 

[Heaven Sent]

Hahahaaaaa!!

Eeeh wanabana tu matumizi teh teh #whatwouldMagufuliDo#

 

[Azarel]

Ameadhirika kisaikolojia huyo anaongea upupu tu...yes nalelewa, naning'iniza my two balls...n i love t modafyaka anatufundishia wake zetu udangaji

Halafu eti anatishia wanaume kwamba tutagongewa....

Hajui pia tunaweza nasisi kuwagonga wazuri kumzidi yeye.

Kuna mwanaume anatishiwa kugongewa sikuhizi?

 

[Mtoto wa nzi]

Yeye kila w.end anahudhuria sherehe, hiyo ndio furaha yake, wewe unahangaika na vimada, sioni tofauti yenu.

Mfuate umshauri, 'kimada wangu, hizi pesa unazoniomba kila siku naona bora nikufungulie biashara then upigane upate zako', huo ndio uanaume.

pyeeeeee...... Sikufanikiwa kubadili maji kuwa divai.....

 

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hah kwanza mwili wake umeshakoboka

Doooooh!! Ni mke wa mwenzio ati, na kukoboka huko mwenzie anamuona malkia, the beauty is in the eyes of.......

 

[GENTAMYCINE]

Up yours.

Down yours.

 

[NANDERA]

Amesahau kuna kichalii fulani wa Kinondoni Apeche alolo kama mimi alikua demu wake kabla mchezo haujaamia kwa maproduza wa vipindi na ma meneja wa tv stations ?

Anakumbuka ndo maana anajua tofauti ya apeche alolo na hao maprodyuza na mameneja.

 

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Eeeh wanabana tu matumizi teh teh #whatwouldMagufuliDo#

Wangebana na maendeleo tukayaona unadhani kungekuwa na shida basi!!!

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Kuna mwanaume anatishiwa kugongewa sikuhizi?

Nawaza kama naye huwa anagongwa nje na wenye hela kumzidi mumewe...