JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

A story is told of this young girl who boarded a bus from Nairobi. The bus was headed for Western Kenya. On reaching Westlands the gal got from her seat and walked to the driver and asked...

A 5yr old boy was jealous of his new baby brother because his mother was not paying attention to him at all. Tired of this constant ignoring he decided to solve the problem once and...

1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment...

It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said "Give...

Promoting an office A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much so that he could now afford to have a proper shop banner advertising his wares. So he...

A business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: HELP WANTED Must be able to type, have computer skills, and be bilingual. We are an Equal...

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Laana kuu ya wabongo ni longolongo na woga. Do something ~@$&%! La sivyo kaeni kimya maanayake malalamiko na manung'uniko pekee bila vitendo ni kichefuchefu. Angalau basi jiungeni na CHADEMA...

Kulikuwa na washtakiwa watatu, Mmasai, Mmakonde na Mchaga. Wote waliukumiwa kufa/kuwawa kwa kukutwa na madawa ya kulevya, kule Jamhuri ya wa watu wa China. Serikali ya China kwa kuzingatia...

A Tourist from Germany checked into a hotel in Tanzania. At Arusha Ngorongoro Crater...! There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally...

Wakubwa naomba kuelimishwa. Hii ni kutereza kwa ulimi au ni nini?

kuna maeneo fulani mkoani morogoro kama unaelekea Kinole, kuna daraja jembamba ambalo linaruhusu kupita gari moja tu kwa wakati mmoja. Sasa siku moja kulikua na gari mbili zinatokea pande mbili...

pale Mkikuyu alipoambiwa aandike insha. Anndika insha kuhusu UMUHIMU WA MAJI . MBOGO ANDIKIRE INSHA YAKE UU: Siku moja ng'ombe setu silikuwa simenyota sana. Babangu aliniabia nisitware...

A Chinese couple got married. When the baby was born, her eyes were big and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown. Finally, name of baby was SUM TING HONG ("some thing wrong")...

Nakumbuka mwaka mmoja nilitembelea kule Pangani. Nikashuhudia kisa kimoja cha jamaa na Punda wake, ambaye inasemekana Punda wake alikuwa mvivu sana. Jamaa alikuwa anamtumia Punda wake katika...

click the link below, and watch the man walking in the water...! http://forum.xcitefun.net/criss-angels-outstanding-performances-mindfreak-t4428.html Or Chris Angel Slices his Body...

Katika pitapita zangu mitaani mji wa ZnZ, siku moja nilipata bahati ya kuwasikia ndugu zangu wa kule Pemba. Walikuwa wakijadiliana kuhusu kipindi kilichokuwa kimerushwa na runinga, kipindi...

Many Africans especially people from Bongo na kule visiwani have been travelling abroad to seek good life. Wengi wamejiripua (?!). Mhh....! Unashangaa shauri yako, Mzaramo anasema "Karaga baho na...

Just smile ukishindwa please Tabasamu japo kidogo. http://forum.xcitefun.net/pilobolus-dance-troupe-amazing-t5252.html