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Tahadhari! Mada hii ina ubazazi mwingi! CAVEAT EMPTOR! Buyer/Reader be aware! Kama hupendi ubazazi usisome tu!.

First lady wa MABAZAZI.COM nataaharisha mapema.

well starehe gharama kweli kweli. Sasa wanawake wa jiji hili baadhi yetu we are not ethical at all, tunapenda kujibana na kudowea dowea, starehe tuataka ila ni kwa ufahili mnono wa jinsia ingine. Well dont get judgmental at least not yet. If you are a woman n you can afford some quality time on your own, then GOOD FOR YOU! I am acyually HAPPY FOR YOU! But if you cant i wont give you extra points if you are young, single, beautiful, gorgeous and you are wasting your precious youth, best years of your life, ON THE COUCH, watchin TV, n cookig arround waitin for the right man! Psheeeeeeeew! Sister you need to WATCH OUT! You will regret this! Dont say i didnt warn you! Atleast TRY TO FIGHT YOUR FATE A LITTLE!

Well habari yenyewe ilianza weekend moja, madada wa mjini tunapiga mihayo ya bia, masaa hyaendi. Jumamosi DUME, haina kitchen pary, sendoff, harusi, ubatizo, wala kipaimara. (Chezea bia za bure usitualike kipaimara cha wanao, tutaliamsha na kuchangamsha mpka ndugu wanaulizana hawa nugu zetu upande gani vile? Kumbe bia tuzimekolea.) Weeken hio BILA BILA! Na wallet zimenuna kweli kweli chezea january nyie? Remote mnabadilisha badilisha moj hikai mbili haikai.

Ikabidi iitishwe itifaki business card ziletwe huenda suluhu ikapatikana! Kila mtu anapekua pekua zake, hamad mdau akahit JACKPOT! Kitu cha GAPCO! (Word on the street is asilimia kubwa wako yroll ya 4m/month) Aliepewa akasema, najua mna kiu ila hii business card ya mlugaluga, hatuwezi kwenda nae kunywa! aisee hanibariki kabisaa! Mtanisamehe.

Tukamtuliza, acha upi.mbi wewe, binadamu wote sawa, mwanaume dushelele sio sura wala umjini, sura yake ndo inaingia kwani? Hahaaaaaaaaa! Acha mambo ya kijinga sisi hatujakwambia ukalale nae, after all hii iconsider ni Pre first date, tunamuaccess character yake.

Tunaenda wote tunaondoka wote. Wasi wasi wako nini? Bia zetu unazokunywaga unajua kilichoukuta? Dont even think of cuttin us out on thi gig. No is not an option for you. Simu hio, si tunaoga mwambie mkutane na unaibuka na umati wa mtume.

The guy might have been a bit Ugly (Before u get more sensitive the guy alikuw miraba 8, manake sio 4. Ijust called a spade a spade if you are goin to be angry on me for stating the obvious being honest well knock your selves out) but he was actually sweet! Quite a chamer. I liked him. He had a broad personality for a man. Shiiiii! Kajichinja mwenyewe kituo Savna lounge Quality Center. Kuku kajiingiza bandani. Mmmh! Kufika we did the usual codes za kusalimia wtu wote wanaokujua uliowakuta. (Just to make a statement I HAVE ARRIVED IN CASE YOU DINT NOTICE!) Yeye katulia tu. Sasa the odd thing is alishuka na bahasha ya kaki! Mmmh!

Basi bwana Justto be on the safe side wadada wakaanza na kuoder tots, incase mpunga ukikata mapema! You never know! Na mimi nikaagiza tots double. (Sina haya kidogo sasa! Hahahaaaaa! Naomba nielweke mimi sio mlevi, I was just TRYIN TO FIT IN! Tryin to Blend, if you know what i am sayin!) Mwenyewe hana makuu kaagiza castle light. Tots zilivo na bei, kafungua bahasha yae ya kaki katoa burungutu (Ili tulione LIVE! kuwa kajipnga, just incase we were havin weired thoughts about his finncial situation.) Chini ya meza tunakanyagana tu! Ku! ku! ku! ku! ku! Pichu zikatubanaje sasa!!!!!! Burungutu lote lile na sisi ndo tumejishaua kuanza na Tots! Mmmmh! Mziki mnene ule! Lazima mapafu yatutoke! Story zinaendelea! Roun ya pili nikarudi kwenye Zanzi manake si ina maziwa ile! Hahahaaaaa! Wengine mdogo mdogo wakahamia kwenye castle light, mwingine wine! Ili mradi uswahili ulitawala!. Burungutu linatolewa hela inalipwa hapo hapo, n bill bill upuuzi. Akatia nasikia watoto wa mjini mnateketeza pesa sana, msiwe na wasiwasi kiburungutu inatakiwa kiishe hiki, na hata kikiisha kuna ATM hapo chini, tunchomoa tu. Mijicho ikatutoka kama tumebanwa na mlango!

Piga maji weeee! Nikaona sasa network za kutaftana! Nikainuka kama naendachooni, nikabeba pochi kama nanda kuredo makeup, kuchomoka pale, NDUKI, tafuta usafiri hyooooooooooo! Safari ya kwangu! Njiani nikawatex mi nisha jiecuse wana hilo mnalo! (Dont think im mean or ungrateful or anythin ni kwamba nd sheri ya walevi hio! HAKUNA KUAGA!!! Ukiaga hutoondoka! Na hairuhusiwi mje wote, afu uwakatishe wenzio kwenye kukata kilaji. Ndo hivo inabidi kuondoka kikomandooo!) Mwingine aliepewa business card akajitia ngoja nicheki huyu mbona harudi, nae Huyoooo! Chukua usafiri moto kwake! Kimbembe aliebakia kule mezani! Akamwambia mlugalug embu nenda wewe kawacheki mbona hawarudi au mmoja kazima nini mwenzie anamkokota? Akamwambia mimi nitaangiaje choo cha kike? Akamwambia ukifika nje ita! Alie sobe kidogo atakuitikia! Mlugaluga kwena huyu nae motooooooooooo! Kachikichia! Akatupigia kutuusi kwa kumtoa kafara, n kutujuulisha keha kisanua.

Mluga luga sijui alitufikiriaje kwa kweli! HAHAHAAA! Ila alituma text za MATUSI YA JUMLA JUMLA NA SI REJREJA kwa yule aliempa business card, full kutuchamba, na kututishia katuweka WANTED ole wetu atakaembamba! Ama zake ama za huyo ataeshikwa! Hahaaaaaaaa (Nacheka lakini sio azuri kwa kweli) Tusieleweke vibaya, which is better, kumtoroka mu hivo kikomandoo au kunywaaaaa,kustarehe na kutumbua LAKI 5 zake kwa fujo kisha kumuaga in COLD BLOOD uso mkavu, huku unamizama machoni kumtakia good night, hupati kitu hapa, kalale na blue balls zako? See what i mean! Hahahaaaaaaaa! Either way he would have lost at least kwa kumkimbia alijiona shababi!
Karucee still havin faith in me? lol! I feel ashamed of my actions too! But i wont waste best years of my life sittin on te COUCH
 
haaaaahaahhhaaahhh,Lara bwana mbona mlipatikana siku hiyo, ujanja wote kwishinei loh
 
Namasteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Tahadhari!!!!!!!! Mada hii ina ubazazi mwingi! CAVEAT EMPTOR! Buyer/Reader be aware! Kama hupendi ubazazi usisome tu!. First lady wa MABAZAZI.COM nataaharisha mapema.

well starehe gharama kweli kweli. Sasa wanawake wa jiji hili baadhi yetu we are not ethical at all, tunapenda kujibana na kudowea dowea, starehe tuataka ila ni kwa ufahili mnono wa jinsia ingine. Well dont get judgmental at least not yet. If you are a woman n you can afford some quality time on your own, then GOOD FOR YOU! I am acyually HAPPY FOR YOU! But if you cant i wont give you extra points if you are young, single, beautiful, gorgeous and you are wasting your precious youth, best years of your life, ON THE COUCH, watchin TV, n cookig arround waitin for the right man! Psheeeeeeeew! Sister you need to WATCH OUT! You will regret this! Dont say i didnt warn you! Atleast TRY TO FIGHT YOUR FATE A LITTLE!

Well habari yenyewe ilianza weekend moja, madada wa mjini tunapiga mihayo ya bia, masaa hyaendi. Jumamosi DUME, haina kitchen pary, sendoff, harusi, ubatizo, wala kipaimara. (Chezea bia za bure usitualike kipaimara cha wanao, tutaliamsha na kuchangamsha mpka ndugu wanaulizana hawa nugu zetu upande gani vile? Kumbe bia tuzimekolea.) Weeken hio BILA BILA! Na wallet zimenuna kweli kweli chezea january nyie? Remote mnabadilisha badilisha moj hikai mbili haikai.
Ikabidi iitishwe itifaki business card ziletwe huenda suluhu ikapatikana! Kila mtu anapekua pekua zake, hamad mdau akahit JACKPOT! Kitu cha GAPCO! (Word on the street is asilimia kubwa wako yroll ya 4m/month) Aliepewa akasema, najua mna kiu ila hii business card ya mlugaluga, hatuwezi kwenda nae kunywa! aisee hanibariki kabisaa! Mtanisamehe. Tukamtuliza, acha upi.mbi wewe, binadamu wote sawa, mwanaume dushelele sio sura wala umjini, sura yake ndo inaingia kwani? Hahaaaaaaaaa! Acha mambo ya kijinga sisi hatujakwambia ukalale nae, after all hii iconsider ni Pre first date, tunamuaccess character yake. Tunaenda wote tunaondoka wote. Wasi wasi wako nini? Bia zetu unazokunywaga unajua kilichoukuta? Dont even think of cuttin us out on thi gig. No is not an option for you. Simu hio, si tunaoga mwambie mkutane na unaibuka na umati wa mtume.

The guy might have been a bit Ugly (Before u get more sensitive the guy alikuw miraba 8, manake sio 4. Ijust called a spade a spade if you are goin to be angry on me for stating the obvious being honest well knock your selves out) but he was actually sweet! Quite a chamer. I liked him. He had a broad personality for a man. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Kajichinja mwenyewe kituo Savna lounge Quality Center. Kuku kajiingiza bandani. Mmmmmmmmmmh! Kufika we did the usual codes za kusalimia wtu wote wanaokujua uliowakuta. (Just to make a statement I HAVE ARRIVED IN CASE YOU DINT NOTICE!) Yeye katulia tu. Sasa the odd thing is alishuka na bahasha ya kaki! Mmmmmmmmh!

Basi bwana justto be on the safe side wadada wakaanza na kuoder tots, incase mpunga ukikata mapema! You never know! Na mimi nikaagiza tots double. (Sina haya kidogo sasa! Hahahaaaaa! Naomba nielweke mimi sio mlevi, I was just TRYIN TO FIT IN! Tryin to Blend, if you know what i am sayin!) Mwenyewe hana makuu kaagiza castle light. Tots zilivo na bei, kafungua bahasha yae ya kaki katoa burungutu (Ili tulione LIVE! kuwa kajipnga, just incase we were havin weired thoughts about his finncial situation.) Chini ya meza tunakanyagana tu! Ku! ku! ku! ku! ku! Pichu zikatubanaje sasa!!!!!! Burungutu lote lile na sisi ndo tumejishaua kuanza na Tots! Mmmmmmmmh! Mziki mnene ule! Lazima mapafu yatutoke! Story zinaendelea! Roun ya pili nikarudi kwenye Zanzi manake si ina maziwa ile! Hahahaaaaa! Wengine mdogo mdogo wakahamia kwenye castle light, mwingine wine! Ili mradi uswahili ulitawala!. Burungutu linatolewa hela inalipwa hapo hapo, n bill bill upuuzi. Akatia nasikia watoto wa mjini mnateketeza pesa sana, msiwe na wasiwasi kiburungutu inatakiwa kiishe hiki, na hata kikiisha kuna ATM hapo chini, tunchomoa tu. Mijicho ikatutoka kama tumebanwa na mlango!

Piga maji weeee! Nikaona sasa network za kutaftana! Nikainuka kama naendachooni, nikabeba pochi kama nanda kuredo makeup, kuchomoka pale, NDUKI, tafuta usafiri hyooooooooooo! Safari ya kwangu! Njiani nikawatex mi nisha jiecuse wana hilo mnalo! (Dont think im mean or ungrateful or anythin ni kwamba nd sheri ya walevi hio! HAKUNA KUAGA!!!!!!!!! Ukiaga hutoondoka! Na hairuhusiwi mje wote, afu uwakatishe wenzio kwenye kukata kilaji. Ndo hivo inabidi kuondoka kikomandooo!) Mwingine aliepewa business card akajitia ngoja nicheki huyu mbona harudi, nae Huyoooooooooooo! Chukua usafiri moto kwake! Kimbembe aliebakia kule mezani! Akamwambia mlugalug embu nenda wewe kawacheki mbona hawarudi au mmoja kazima nini mwenzie anamkokota? Akamwambia mimi nitaangiaje choo cha kike? Akamwambia ukifika nje ita! Alie sobe kidogo atakuitikia! Mlugaluga kwena huyu nae motooooooooooo! Kachikichia! Akatupigia kutuusi kwa kumtoa kafara, n kutujuulisha keha kisanua.

Mluga luga sijui alitufikiriaje kwa kweli! HAHAHAAAAA! Ila alituma text za MATUSI YA JUMLA JUMLA NA SI REJREJA kwa yule aliempa business card, full kutuchamba, na kututishia katuweka WANTED ole wetu atakaembamba! Ama zake ama za huyo ataeshikwa! Hahaaaaaaaa (Nacheka lakini sio azuri kwa kweli) Tusieleweke vibaya, which is better, kumtoroka mu hivo kikomandoo au kunywaaaaa,kustarehe na kutumbua LAKI 5 zake kwa fujo kisha kumuaga in COLD BLOOD uso mkavu, huku unamizama machoni kumtakia good night, hupati kitu hapa, kalale na blue balls zako??????? See what i mean! Hahahaaaaaaaa! Either way he would have lost at least kwa kumkimbia alijiona shababi!
Karucee still havin faith in me? lol! I feel ashamed of my actions too! But i wont waste best years of my life sittin on te COUCH

Jambaz langu sijui hua unafikiria nn aisee
Dizain kama huna ubongo Wa kawaida HV aiseee jinias sio jiniasi chz sio chz ilimradi u know and u enjoy what u doing
Anyway mi I like nu sana u know what am saying just keep t local aisee z no body's business aiseee
Much loveee madame
 
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Jambaz langu sijui hua unafikiria nn aisee
Dizain kama huna ubongo Wa kawaida HV aiseee jinias sio jiniasi chz sio chz ilimradi u know and u enjoy what u doing
Anyway mi I like nu sana u know what am saying just keep t local aisee z no body's business aiseee
Much loveee madame

Mpaka uquote mpost wote? Wengine tunatumia simu bana...
 
Jambaz langu sijui hua unafikiria nn aisee
Dizain kama huna ubongo Wa kawaida HV aiseee jinias sio jiniasi chz sio chz ilimradi u know and u enjoy what u doing
Anyway mi I like nu sana u know what am saying just keep t local aisee z no body's business aiseee
Much loveee madame
Una laki tano.... ???
 
Hiv ulisema una Masterz ya Ud eeeeee!!!!lwa kwa kwa kwa nacheka kifisadi
 
jambaz langu sijui hua unafikiria nn aisee
dizain kama huna ubongo wa kawaida hv aiseee jinias sio jiniasi chz sio chz ilimradi u know and u enjoy what u doing
anyway mi i like nu sana u know what am saying just keep t local aisee z no body's business aiseee
much loveee madame
mkuu usiquote thread ndefu kama hii tena.. Ustaarabu at work.
 

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