Mke anashindana kila kitu na mimi!

[RRONDO]

Yaani iwe sare sare maua?

Sasa si kaja kulialia hapa kila akifanyacho wife ana revenge....

 

[Honey Faith]

Nenda kwa mchepuko si ajabu na yeye karudi kwa mchepuko wake

 

[bridgestone]

Muishi kwa stairi hiyohiyo maana mnafanana sana

 

[eliasmushi]

@flintsky

 

[funzadume]

ndoa lazima kila mmoja awe na utayari wa kuingia ndipo ifungwe ila kama mlilazimishwa na watu basi ndoa yenu haitakaa itulie

 

[FaizaFoxy]

Ukiona mwanamke humuelewi ujuwe ni wewe una walakin. Nnauhakika 100% huyo mkeo humpi unyumba anaouhitaji. Dawa ya kumtuliza mwanamke yeyote awae ni "lingham" tu. Jisomee:

Know, O My Brother (to whom God be merciful), that a man who is misshapen, of coarse appearance, and whose member is short, thin and flabby, is contemptible in the eyes of women.

When such a man has a bout with a woman, he does not do his business with vigour and in a manner to give her enjoyment. He lays himself down upon her without previous toying, he does not kiss her, nor twine himself round her; he does not bite her, nor suck her lips, nor tickle her.

He gets upon her before she has begun to long for pleasure, and then he introduces with infinite trouble a member soft and nerveless. Scarcely has he commenced when he is already done for; he makes one or two movements, and then sinks upon the woman's breast to spend his sperm; and that is the most he can do. This done he withdraws his affair, and makes all haste to get down again from her.

Such a man--as was said by a writer--is quick in ejaculation and slow as to erection; after the trembling, which follows the ejaculation of the seed, his chest is heavy and his sides ache.

Qualities like these are no recommendation with women. Despicable also is the man who is false in his words; who does not fulfil the promise he has made; who never speaks without telling lies, and who conceals from his wife all his doings, except the adulterous exploits which he commits.

Women cannot esteem such men, as they cannot procure them any enjoyment.


It is said that a man of the name of Abbes, whose member was extremely small and slight, had a very corpulent wife, whom he could not contrive to satisfy in coition, so that she soon began to complain to her female friends about it.

This woman possessed a considerable fortune, whilst Abbes was very poor and when he wanted anything, she was sure not to let him have what he wanted.

One day he went to see a wise man, and submitted his case to him.

The sage told him: 'If you had a fine member you might dispose of her fortune. Do you not know that women's religion is in their vulvas? But I will prescribe you a remedy which will do away with your troubles.'

Abbes lost no time in making up the remedy according to the recipe of the wise man, and after he had used it his member grew to be long and thick. When his wife saw it in that state she was surprised; but it was still better when he made her feel in the matter of enjoyment quite another thing than she had been accustomed to experience; he began in fact to work her with his tool in quite a remarkable manner, to such a point that she trembled and sighed and sobbed and cried out during the operation.

As soon as the wife found in her husband such eminently good qualities she gave him her fortune, and placed her person and all she had at his disposal.

Someni zaidi kwa faida yenu vijana: The Perfumed Garden Index

 

[Lyn Vivac]

Nyie si mnataka mfanye na mfanyie ila msiwanyiwe, we unadhani unayofanya hayamuumizi? Ukitulia naye atatulia, mheshimu akuheshimu.

 

[Bailly5]

Mmekutana nyinyi. Mnafanana sana

 

[Shadeeya]

Sidhani kama mnajua ndoa ina hadhi yake . Mana nawashangaa nyie kuifanya kama maigizo.
Mana hayo yenu ni maigizo hakuna kingine hapo, pia niwape siri ndoa sio mashindano.

 

[Comi]

Samahani hivi na hii familia ni kati ya wale 4:1? Wewe mvulana kwa nini usitulie? Yote hayo unayoyafanya ni kwa ajili ya nini? Mpaka hapo kwenye stori yako nimeshajua una michepuko miwili bado ile ambayo hujaitaja. Du! Kweli wakati wengine wanawekeza kwenye maendeleo wengine wanawekeza kwenye vikojoleo

 

[miss chagga]

sawa tu wewe kuchepuka huko ni sawa.. we kwa nini unafanya mambo ya ajabu? japo na yeye hakutakiwa kufanya hivyo ila nadhani baada ya wiki mbili atarudi

 

[KOMUGISHA]

Dish limeyumba si bure!

 

[miss chagga]

Samahani hivi na hii familia ni kati ya wale 4:1? Wewe mvulana kwa nini usitulie? Yote hayo unayoyafanya ni kwa ajili ya nini? Mpaka hapo kwenye stori yako nimeshajua una michepuko miwili bado ile ambayo hujaitaja. Du! Kweli wakati wengine wanawekeza kwenye maendeleo wengine wanawekeza kwenye vikojoleo

na ndugu yangu mmoja anampiga dongo mumewe wenzio wakati wanawekeza kwenye magorofa ulikuwa unawekeza kwenye uke ila analitaja lile jina kali kama lilivyo basi mzee wa watu anainamisha kichwa chini anajiondokea

 

[Von Mo]

Pole sana
Daah! Nimejisikia vibaya sana, uliposema Mkeo akiondoka sijui unafanya kitu gani na anajua! Daah
Me ni dume lakini Mwanamke wako umemkosea mwenyewe.
Punguza, siyo kila weekness lazima ajue. Halafu daaah. Ndoa yako ngumu Mkuu. Upendo umetoweka,
Ushauri: Mwoneshe ule upendo wa kwanza wakati unamfukuzia ili uone itakuwaje

 

[SongeaOne]

Ungeleta mchepuko wako hapohapo kwako haya yote yasingekukuta
Mana nayeye angeleta mchepuko wake hapohapo nyumbani
NA MNGEEPUKA USUMBUFU WA KUTAFUTANA POLISI

 

[NIMPENDENANI]

Jamani idadi ya wanaume inapungua kwakiwango kikubwa sanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....

 

[Comi]

Dish limeyumba si bure!

Na limeyumbishwa na mmiliki mwenyewe

 

[Masaki]

Wadau, Mu hali gani?

Kumekuwapo na sintofahamu kati yangu na my wife wangu.
najaribu kutaka kumuelewa lakini nabaki njiapanda kama ilivyo kawaida yao ni ngumu sana kumuelewa mwanamke na itabaki hivyo hadi baragumu lipulizwe!

Ni muda sasa kila jambo nikifanya hata dogo kiasi gani analipiza yaani jinsi anavyonifanyia kama vile mimi mke mwenzake!nikiweka profile whatssup ya picha yangu nimeweka pozi na yeye anaweka kaweka pozi tena pozi matata!

Kuna siku kanikuta na kidemu nakisaundisha hapo kitaa cha ajabu akauchuna nikajua hiyo imepita hivi khaaa haijapita muda kaniona narudi eti na yeye akamsimamisha mpita njia eti anaongea nae huku kamshika mkono!nikapita kama sijaona na nikapotezea!

Yote tisa kumi kilichonifanya hadi kuja kuandika huu uzi hapa ni hili baada ya kurudi kutoka safari majirani wakamtonya kwamba toka asafiri kwa muda wa wiki mbili zote mimi sijalala nyumbani!

Ni kweli nilihamia kwa mchepuko katika hicho kipindi cha mpito!lakini nikamkatalia kwamba siku zote mimi nililala homu nikamuonyesha na mafuta ya mgando yalikuwa mapya ila yamebaki nusu kwa kupigia puchu maana akisafiri anajua mimi nakuwa napiga puli!

Ila bado hanielewi na ameondoka tena homu simu yake haipatikani kwa ndugu wote nimezunguka hayupo hadi nimechoka kumtafuta polisi wameniambia nisubiri siku 4 badala ya saa 24 yaani hapa nimedata mchepuko unataka nikatulie tu kwake ila sijiskii kabisa naombeni ushauri jamani maana kama kisasi iko siku tutauana sasa!

Una umri gani kaka? Na unapozungumzia mke, una maanisha mke wa ndoa au mwanamke tu mnaishi nyumba moja ili kupunguza makali ya maisha hasa kodi ya nyumba? Maana sikuelewi ujue! oooops! Ngoja nisubiri jibu kuhusu umri!

 

[Tamama]

Chai zako hazina ushirikiano

hahahahahaha umetishaa

 

[minji]

Imebid nicheke kwa sauti ya juu ni maisha gani hayo mlioana wote mnafanana akiri