Divorce court
A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The
problem was who
should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up and said, 'Your Honour. I
brought the child into
this world with pain and labour. She should be in my
custody.' The judge
turns to the husband and says, 'What do you have to
say in your defence?'
The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose.
'Your Honour, if I put my ATM card into a cash
dispensing machine and
the cash comes out...whose cash is it?...The machine's
or mine?'
A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The
problem was who
should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up and said, 'Your Honour. I
brought the child into
this world with pain and labour. She should be in my
custody.' The judge
turns to the husband and says, 'What do you have to
say in your defence?'
The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose.
'Your Honour, if I put my ATM card into a cash
dispensing machine and
the cash comes out...whose cash is it?...The machine's
or mine?'
