JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

The Mighty Mouse! Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse orders a scotch, gulps it...

Karanga vijiko 4 magimbi 4 Loweka siku 3 ukitumia asali vijiko 3 kwenye Bakuli 2 zilizo laininishwa mara 2 kwa limau 2. Mlo uliouandaa unaitwa MAFISADI.

Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into t he woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss. Then He helped her take off her shirt. Then...

It weekend while enjoying it, read this A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he...

A Luo boy and his date(Kikuyu) were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting hot and heavy when...

Dear Boss, I wish to let you know that the 2008 MTN Africa Cup of Nations kicked off. This is not just any other tournament, it's the Africa Cup of Nations! Please note that...

Matani ya ki-bongo 1. Ati wee ni m-black mpaka ukiingia kwa dinga, dirisha zinakuwa tinted! 2. Kwenu kuchafu mpaka mende zinatema mate, ati ‘THU’ hii hao (HOUSE) ni noma. 3. Vile wewe mfupi...

Lawyer : Have you any grounds? Polish man : Yes,an acre and half and nice little home. L. : No. I mean, what is the foundation of this case?Pm.: It made of concrete. L. : I don't think you...

Some people fill a face-me matatu - the old ones that people sit facing each other. They are going to western. So most of the people take a nap. So this lady sitted opposite a handsome guy wakes...

He had been suspecting that his wife was cheating. So, he planned a dummy trip and returned suddenly, arriving home unexpectedly. He came in a taxi after midnight and asked the driver to...

A story is told of this young girl who boarded a bus from Nairobi. The bus was headed for Western Kenya. On reaching Westlands the gal got from her seat and walked to the driver and asked...

A 5yr old boy was jealous of his new baby brother because his mother was not paying attention to him at all. Tired of this constant ignoring he decided to solve the problem once and...

1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment...

It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said "Give...

Promoting an office A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much so that he could now afford to have a proper shop banner advertising his wares. So he...

A business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: HELP WANTED Must be able to type, have computer skills, and be bilingual. We are an Equal...

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