A humble, hardworking, corrupt free, then lived in Mwembe Chai, retired in honour, thereafter moved to his birth place IBAGA, a patriot....FRANCIS KIULA, well known as KATIBU is no more...! He served his motherland Tanzania through JKT/JWTZ in various capacities...! He was sound and good, until...
Baada ya kudharau heshima kubwa aliyopewa na Tanzania ikiwemo pamoja na kumsaidia katika njama zake za awali za kuingia madarakani kwa kupendelea katika mkataba wa Arusha (ambao wachambuzi wengi wanauoana kimantiki ulikuwa na mapungufu mengi ya wazi na hautekelezeki), kumsaidia kuingia...
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.
They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children...
Leo nimeona watoto street wakipita kupiga vile vingoma vya daku ikanikumbusa long time uswazi tulivipiga kinoma. Nimekumbuka baadhi ya mistari ya enzi hizo......embu cheki....;
Scania, wani wani wani X 2,
Scania, Mwanamboka X 2,
Na huyo kinyago wetu ooh Sada ooh, kucheza amechoka,
Kucheka...
Siku moja kijana wangu alikuwa mgonjwa, bibi yake akampeleka hospitali moja hapa Dar. Sasa walipokuwa kwenye bench wakisubiri kuhudumiwa, akaja mlemavu mmoja wa macho (kipofu) akakaa karibu yao. Dogo (3.2 yrs old) akaanza kuchezea ile fimbo nyeupe ya yule mlemavu. Bibi yake akawa...
Kuna watu watatu (mmoja toka marekani, mwingine toka Ulaya mashariki na mmoja toka Africa) walikuwa kuzimu. Sasa siku moja shetani akawaita wale watu watatu na kuwataka wapige simu makwao kuwasabahi ndugu na marafiki.
Yule mmarekani akawa wa kwanza. Aliongea kwa muda wa dakika moja...
Hii ngoma inanikumbusha hayo yaliyojiri Dom kwenye NEC kati ya yale makundi mawili......wapambanaji (Small cat) na mafisadi (Big cat)............haaa haaa! Natania tu mjomba!
Ukilianzisha gangamala usisubiri msuluhishi aje kuamua!
A middle aged man from Matombo, Morogoro went to repair his spoilt radio.
The fundi opened it and cockroaches get out and start running away.
The man in a warning and stern tone told the fundi " Chunga hao watangazaji wasipotee''
1. What is the speed of dark? not only telling us the speed of light
2. If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?
3. What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
4. What's another word for synonym?
5. Why are cigarettes...
The sharing of marriage....
The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and...
Wakuu naomba mnichangie mawazo ya kumpatia ushauri muafaka rafiki yangu. Ni hivi, kuna jamaa ni rafiki yangu wa karibu sana (almost ndugu). Tumesaidiana kwa mambo mengi na kwa muda mrefu sana. Kwa muda wa miaka kama mitatu amekuwa na urafiki na msichana fulani, hatimaye kufikia uamuzi wa...
Updated Tuesday, January 19, 2010 9:41 am TWN, Reuters
Spanish politician may sue over bin Laden photo
MADRID -- A Spanish politician said on Saturday that he was "stupefied" by the FBI's decision to use his photograph to compose its latest image of al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden and is...
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