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Ugundue kwamba mkeo/girlfriend wako analiwa na jamaa mwingine, au anasagwa na demu mwenzake?

Wadau; hii nimeitoa kwenye blog ya Udaku Specially! Dada hapo chini anaomba ushauri! ======================================================================================= Dear Readers, I am having an affair with my best friend’s dad and I’m finding it so hard not to confess to her. I am 20...

A Newly Wed Couple are out at a bar having a drink on their honeymoon. The wife offers to make him a drink and asks the bartender to give A salt shaker, A shot of Baileys And A shot of lime juice. ... She then asks her husband to first put some salt in his mouth, then immediately take the shot...

Mwenye macho haambiwi tazama. Picha inajieleza yenyewe! Je tutafika huko tuendako?

Real tears are not those that fall from the eyes and cover the face, but are those that fall from the heart and cover the soul. I don't have tears on my face but my heart is crying tonight. Nami namuomba sana Mungu awape wanawake hekima ya kutambua na kuheshimu hisia za wenzao. Wawe na busara...

Wadau, Maendeleo ya teknolojia ya mawasiliano ya habari imefanya usaliti katika ndoa na mahusiano kuwa rahisi sana. Zamani ilikuwa vigumu sana kutongozana kwa kuwa ilikuwa ni lazima muonane na muwe mtaa, ofisi au sehemu moja kwa wakati huo. Siku hizi kwa sms, BBM, facebook, twitter, emails na...

Jamani kuna hii theory kwamba msichana ambaye ni wa mwisho kuzaliwa nyumbani kwao mara nyingi huwa anakuwa amedekezwa sana kwa hiyo hafai kuolewa. Hafai kuolewa kwa sababu anategemea kuendelea kudekezwa kupita kiasi hata kwenye ndoa na kusahau kwamba mume si mama au baba yake. Kama kuna mtu...

Wadau wa jukwaa la Mapenzi, Mapendo na Uhusiano. Ni wakati muafaka tena wa kutembelea vivutio vya utalii wa ndani kwa mwaka huu wa 2011. Ikumbukwe kwamba hii ilishafanyika kabla kwa wadau kutembelea vivutio vya utalii hapa nchini, wakala raha, wakafahamiana na kubadilishana mawazo. Mwaka huu...

The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair With his secretary. One day they went to her place And made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep And woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed And told his lover to take his shoes Outside and rub them in the grass...

Wadau, Mpaka sasa CUF wameshachukua majimbo mawili ya Unguja ambayo ni Mji Mkongwa na Mwanakwerekwe. Kumbuka Unguja ndiyo kambi ya CCM. CCM hawategemei kuchukua jimbo lolote lile kule Pemba. Hivyo Maalim Seif anaweza kuunda Serikali ya Mseto safari hii....!!! SOURCE: Radio One kupitia NEC...

A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.. The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!' 'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me.... I am celebrating' 'This is a special...

INA MAANA AFRICA WATU WANA VIJISENTI TUUUUUUUUUUUU AU SISI TUNAISHIA KWENYE MADUBWAI NA KINA NANI? RANK NAME CITIZENSHIP AGE WORTH $ BILLION 1 Carlos Slim Helu & family Mexico 70 53.5 Mexico 2 William Gates III United States 54 53.0 United States 3 Warren Buffett United States 79...

Kuna watu kama wawili hivi wenye shule za nyadhifa zao nawafahamu ambao ni mashoga wa kisiri siri. Wana pesa, familia, wake na watoto. Sasa nauliza nyie wanawake. lipi bora ugundue kwamba mumeo anatembea nje ya ndoa na mwanamke mwingine, au ugundue kwamba mumeo ni shoga na anapumuliwa kisogoni...

Huyu jamaa kwa mashairi ni kiboko! :)

Camilla Parker Bowles bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding to Charles, which got increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, 'Charles, darling, please help remove...

To: The Personnel manager RE: Replacement of the dead manager I refer to the recent death of the manager at your company and wish to apply for the replacement of the dead manager. Each time I apply for employment I am told there is no vacancy but on this one I even attended the...

Purchasing The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time. This is Heather. Leasing On the other hand...

There was a World wide survey of "Most Embarrassing Moment in human life" the finale had the following three incidents.... Third Place "It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a...

POLITE WAY TO PEE During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'...