Mrejesho: ex-gf wangu kanitia hasara tuu!!

[Jamry]

Njoo nkupe kasongo hii inafaa kwa mech za ufunguz kama hzo warab wackuadhr


Cpendag ujnga mm luz bol kama hzo kasongo lazma ahucke unacmamia shoo freeeesh

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Mkuu wewe ni story teller mzuri sana.....Unaleta episode baada ya episode........Kila la kheri!

Story zangu ni za kweli halafu zinafundisha pia....
Kuna wakuda kibao huwa wanapata maujanja kutoka kwa ma story yangu haya haya..
Kubabake walay.

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[Okol36]

Wanaume WA dar bwana

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Nikajua umemla kumbe mkuu unajitapa tu.

Najitapa kwa sababu nina matumaini ya kumla dogo kwa 85%.
Tena naomba awe bado bikra nitafurahi kubabake walay.

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[Padri Mcharo]

Polisi Wapo Wapi Tukakamate Hili Jamaa

Kufanya mapenz ni kosa la jinai tangu lini????
Nitakupiga pump wewe!!!

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[BILGERT]

Hahaa,we jamaa unafurahisha saana jukwaa kwa stor zako

 

[MpiganiaUhuru]

Una umri gani?

19 Years old!

 

[Nathd]

Kukuaga anaenda shule ndo kajileta!!!! Wakaka ndo mlivyo eeh- mkitaftwa inakuwa ' kajileta' ' kajipendekeza' hata kama hana nia hiyo. Aisee ndo maana cpendagi kumzoea mkaka pasipo sababu ya msingi

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Ukimkuta huyu ni bikra utamuoa?

Hicho ndio kilio changu kila cku. Nikimkuta Virgin ndio itakua mwisho wangu kuwachezea watoto wa kike. Hakika nitasubiri amalize shule nimchumbie. Niombee nimkute bikra.

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[Padri Mcharo]

Nenda Fb ukawe unaandika upupu wako

Acha wivu wa KIJINGA wewe....
Unaona wivu kisa mwanaume naenda kubanjua MBUNYE mpyaaa...

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[Padri Mcharo]

ngoja kesho nkapige kambi hapo moveck hotel, mvua 30 zinakuhusu uende ukawasimulie utumbo wako manyampara

Mkwala mbuzi huo. Security officers wa pale getini hawawezi kuruhusu mimtu kuingia ndani kusumbua wateja walio kwenye starehe zao.

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[Sky Eclat]

Hicho ndio kilio changu kila cku. Nikimkuta Virgin ndio itakua mwisho wangu kuwachezea watoto wa kike. Hakika nitasubiri amalize shule nimchumbie. Niombee nimkute bikra.

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Basi kama una nia nae njema mwache kwanza amalize shule, lakini utajenga uhasama na ex wako. Tena huyu alipass form four kwenda five, kitu kulichokufanya umpige chini ex. Vikishindana nitakuzalia mke uwe mkwe wangu.

 

[Padri Mcharo]

mmmmh mbona kama cjaelewa kwa hiyo story bado inaendelea.

Hujaelewa nini sasa wakat kila kitu kimejieleza hapo juu... Wewe elewa kuwa jmosi nakwenda kumgonga ndugu wa Ex-gf wangu. OVER.

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[MpiganiaUhuru]

Niaje Wazeiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

EBANA SAWA:
Mnakumbuka majuzi hapa nilikuja kulalamika humu kuwa yule ex-gf wangu (nilieanza kumgonga tangu yuko form two nikaja kumtema alipofeli form four) jinsi alivonitia hasara baada ya kunitafuta na kusema anataka tuonane, sasa mimi nikajiandaa tayari kwa kupasha kiporo... Unfortunately dogo akaja na ndugu yake (bla bla bla nyingi unaweza ku review hapa chini)

ex-gf wangu kanitia hasara tuu.

SASA MAZEE:
Wakat nikianza kusahau machungu ya zile pesa zangu za:
1. kule PATAYA (25,000 yangu kubabake inaniuma)
2. mikuku, misoda na michipsi walioshika shika na kuacha pale UDBS
3. nauli nilizowalipia kuja na kurudi
4. pamoja na muda niliopoteza for nothing (maana nilitoroka kwa ofisi that day).

KAMA ZALI BANA:
Jana yule mdogo wake aliekuja nae that day (dogo yuko form six shule moja matawi bagamoyo) kanipigia cm. NGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Chief: Hello!!
Dogo: Hello mimi Noor (sio jina lake halisi)
Chief: Ahaaa.. habari za toka siku ile, uko wapi??
Dogo: niko home tangi bovu. Nilikua nakuaga kesho naenda shule!!
Chief: Daaah.. kwahiyo ndio sikuoni tena nikuage. kwani E (yule ex-gf wangu) yuko wapi??
Dogo: Amesharudi moro week sasa. Njoo tangi bovu tuagane..
Chief: Daah (napenda kusema Daaah) niko job siwezi kutoka. Nikwambie kitu??
Dogo: I am listening (dogo anajifanya ngeli imemkoleeeeea)
Chief: kwani ni lazima uondoke kesho?? Kwanza utaendaje Public holiday, wapige kiswahili home uondoke Jpili.
Dogo: Sawa, nitajaribu kumdanganya mama. Lakin akikubali inabidi tuonane Saturday.

Tukaongea mengi kishenz, main point ni kuwa dogo kajileta mwenyewe, mie wala cjamtafuta. Cjui alidata na swaga zangu that day. Na uzuri ex-gf wangu asharudi moro (what a golden chance).

YAANI MAZEE:
Sasa zile hasira zangu za cku ile, kubabake nitazimalizia Jmosi (endapo dogo hatazingua).
Yaani kubabake nitahakikisha namkamua dogo mpaka aombe poo. Ku avoid kurudia makosa, nitahakikisha dogo huyu hapa kafika (peke yake) ndio naenda kutafuta chimbo (sasa hivi pande za kulee Moveck Hotel, sitaki tena PATAYA).

Hureeeeeeee... Ngoja kwanza niende tizi mida hii, nijiweke fiti yasije yakanitokea kama yalivonitokea kwa demu wangu pale Landmark hotel (ile kuingiza tuu, waarabu haoo!!)

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Duh, JF mgt, you still have a very aggressive job to do. It's very unfair kuchanganya vijana ambao ndio kwanza wanabalehe kujadili mada na watu wazima. So, the big challenge here is to see how to moderate discussions between these two groups, they are typically incompatible! Ina-bore sana kwa mtu mzima kama mimi kukutana na threads za kijinga kama hz halafu niwe comfortable, very disgusting!

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Mrejesho muhimu mkuu,usisahau kabisa

MREJESHO lazima.. Cku hiyo hiyo jmosi jioni (kama nikiwa cjachoka sana)

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[Padri Mcharo]

Sijaelewa pesa iliyokuuma ni 25000 au laki mbili na nusu

WE unaona nimeandika how much.... Ntuntunyo wewe.

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[Padri Mcharo]

Mkuu nina shaka na uandishi wako ur so empty minded engnr

Endelea kuniita empty minded... Mwenzio taratiiibu jmosi naenda kubanjua MBUNYE mpyaaa... Kubabake walay.

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[Mustaphagentleman]

Leo moja kani inbox wasap nikamwambia no time for that when we uliniacha so baki na wako sina muda huo

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Looh! Tumia kinga mkuu...mambo ya ukawa kutoka hivyo hovyo utampa mimba bure...

Nitamuuliza mzunguko wake wa Hedhi...
Akiwa kwenye safe days mzee ni mwendo wa kavu kavu nomaaaaa... MBUNYE mpyaaa!!!

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[EMMYGUY]

Sijaelewa kabisa, sijui ni uelewa wangu kuwa mdogo!!!!