Chelsea FC (The Blues) | Special Thread

[Wacha1]

£50 illion zinznguka hizo khe khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee​

Khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeTor the res hufungi tu!​

Hawa ndio waliobanguliwa leo khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee​

 

[Wacha1]

Rushwa ni adui wa haki sitapokea wala kutoa rushwa imekula kwenu .... .. khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee​

 

[Eqlypz]

£50 illion zinznguka hizo khe khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee​

Khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeTor the res hufungi tu!​

Has Fernando Torres Scored For Chelsea?

 

[Manda]

Bluuuuuuuz!
Mshapata xcuz ya dogy pen so till next leg this will be talk of the weeek.

 

[Asprin]

Fernando To Rest ataikumbuka sana Liverpool

Daraja limebomoka.......mwaka huu hakuna hata kombe la mbuzi.

 

[Wacha1]

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A bunch of losers .... ....

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Duh! Naona bundi kasahau kuwaamsha hawa baada ya kipigo cha jana hata Peasant wameadimika chacha ..... ... phew!​

Naona weekend hii itakuwa balaa wamekwenda kutafuta nguvu za ziada JT tayari yuko mitaani kufanya biashara ya unga, wakati Lamps kawachukua Ramirez na Anelka kwenda kufanya wizi kwenye super markets Cash Cole yeye ameenda kujifunza shabaha za kulenga maana inakera .... .... .... hala hala Old Trafford mpatieni Wine Romney ulinzi huyu Cash Cole chio nchezo ..... ....... ..... Tor the Res amekwenda kufanya hija ya Lazima Anfield na kuomba radhi ... .... ... khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee matanga yataisha rasmi J4 hapo ndipo Manure wanaweza kufahamu zipi ni mbivu kama watafanikiwa .. ..... ....... ...khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[BelindaJacob]

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A bunch of losers .... ....

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Duh! Naona bundi kasahau kuwaamsha hawa baada ya kipigo cha jana hata Peasant wameadimika chacha ..... ... phew!​

Naona weekend hii itakuwa balaa wamekwenda kutafuta nguvu za ziada JT tayari yuko mitaani kufanya biashara ya unga, wakati Lamps kawachukua Ramirez na Anelka kwenda kufanya wizi kwenye super markets Cash Cole yeye ameenda kujifunza shabaha za kulenga maana inakera .... .... .... hala hala Old Trafford mpatieni Wine Romney ulinzi huyu Cash Cole chio nchezo ..... ....... ..... Tor the Res amekwenda kufanya hija ya Lazima Anfield na kuomba radhi ... .... ... khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee matanga yataisha rasmi J4 hapo ndipo Manure wanaweza kufahamu zipi ni mbivu kama watafanikiwa .. ..... ....... ...khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Wacha, you made my day kwa hiyo heading yako 'A bunch of losers' mana nimecheka sana..
Tor the Res naona gundu kweli kweli..wanalo

 

[Wacha1]

Wakati Tor the res anashambuliwa kama mbwa mwizi
wachezaji wa Chelsick walikuwa wapi?
Je, walifyata mkia kama kajibwa kezi?​

 

[Mlachake]

hili jukwaa vipi, utafikiri leo hamchezi! whats up buddies?

 

[Peasant]

hili jukwaa vipi, utafikiri leo hamchezi! whats up buddies?

Nothing much!

 

[Wacha1]

hili jukwaa vipi, utafikiri leo hamchezi! whats up buddies?

Hawana kitu hao wamefulia si uliona walikuwa hawaonekani zaidi ya peasant's kurandiarandia makuti na kujaribu kutafuta chakula. khe khe kh ekheeeeeeeeeee

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Ukame bado unaendelea kwa Tor the res .... ... .. ​

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Baada ya kutoka kuhiji Anfield mambo bado sio mswano ... ..​

Dah... ..! Jamaa wananifanyia kauzibe ... ..... ..... .... ..... ... ​

Khe khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee​

 

[Peasant]

Hawana kitu hao wamefulia si uliona walikuwa hawaonekani zaidi ya peasant's kurandiarandia makuti na kujaribu kutafuta chakula. khe khe kh ekheeeeeeeeeee

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Ukame bado unaendelea kwa Tor the res .... ... .. ​

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Baada ya kutoka kuhiji Anfield mambo bado sio mswano ... ..​

Dah... ..! Jamaa wananifanyia kauzibe ... ..... ..... .... ..... ... ​

Khe khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee​

You'll finish fourth.

 

[Wacha1]

No way: Tor the res .... .... ... sees his shot saved
by Wigan goalkeeper Ali Al Habsi​

Roman O Mabrovic is already going cold on Tor the res will consider selling him in the summer. The Chelsick striker has failed to score a single goal in 648 minutes since his British record £50m transfer from Liverpool. ... .... ..

Khe khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Wacha1]

You'll finish fourth.

Hongereni wakuu nasikia Blackpool wameshinda mechi yao khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Tutamaliza juu yenu, you will finish fourth.

　
Ndiyo Coward Peasant khe khe kheeeeeeeee

Chelsea and Fat Arses are both in the same boat, the difference is one point (plz don't come with that old crap of game in hand, you can only be sure of points in hand) . The fact is, mathematically it's possible but practically is questionable for both of us because we depend on other teams to get results against Manure....in short, both team can't control their destiny, that's where the practical part of it becoming questionable.
Again, I can see Chelsea finish above Arsenal....BTW congratulation for overachieving so far?

　
Ndiyo Coward Peasant! Khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Chelsick wana two games in hand against Arsenal khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeee

Lucky Fat Arses! Refa naona leo anawabeba, hiyo foul ya Koscielny ndani ya penalty box amepeta, clear penalty....na hilo goli la Blackpool angeweza kutoa penalty ya red card kwa Lehman, ina maana mngecheza na watu 10 na mchezaji wa ndani angekuwa kipa maana hamna kipa kwenye benchi lenu.... again, lucky Arses!

Mwamrishe huyu refa si alipokea mpunga kutoka kwenu ... ... safi sana khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeee

　

Na wamekosa goli la wazi pia, huyo forward wao kapiga kichwa cha mbuzi wakati Lehman alishakubali matokeo.

Nenda wapelekee Tor the res atawasaidia wasishuke daraja .. ... ... khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
　
　

Kuwa fair mkuu, sema na Blackpool nao wamepoteza nafasi nyingi.

　
Khe khe kheeeeeeeeee natumaini mnapouza unga au kuiba kwenye supermarkets huwa mnakuwa fair khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee vipi mnapojifunza shabaha khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Si unaona hata Coward Peasant ameingia mitini, he can't handle the heat....hahahahaha. For ****'s sake, Coward! It's just Blackpool !!.... khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Bora unajifahamu vizuri menyewe maana uliadimika hapa bada ya kichapo kwenye cowshed chacha chubiri kichapo kingine J4 khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Wacha Wivu wewe utakuua huo khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Jamani huyu peasant anataka kurudishwa Loliondo maana hii dozi aliyokunywa last week haitoshi. Khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Peasant]

Hongereni wakuu nasikia Blackpool wameshinda mechi yao khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


　
Ndiyo Coward Peasant khe khe kheeeeeeeee




　
Ndiyo Coward Peasant! Khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Chelsick wana two games in hand against Arsenal khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeee



Mwamrishe huyu refa si alipokea mpunga kutoka kwenu ... ... safi sana khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeee

　


Nenda wapelekee Tor the res atawasaidia wasishuke daraja .. ... ... khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
　
　

　
Khe khe kheeeeeeeeee natumaini mnapouza unga au kuiba kwenye supermarkets huwa mnakuwa fair khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee vipi mnapojifunza shabaha khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee





Bora unajifahamu vizuri menyewe maana uliadimika hapa bada ya kichapo kwenye cowshed chacha chubiri kichapo kingine J4 khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Wacha Wivu wewe utakuua huo khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Jamani huyu peasant anataka kurudishwa Loliondo maana hii dozi aliyokunywa last week haitoshi. Khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Unapoedit post yangu inakupa pleasure sio?!! Anyway, karibu Coward Wacha, naona umetokea baada ya mechi kwisha, the fact is you can't handle the heat, coward!

 

[Peasant]

Hongereni wakuu nasikia Blackpool wameshinda mechi yao khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


　
Ndiyo Coward Peasant khe khe kheeeeeeeee




　
Ndiyo Coward Peasant! Khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Chelsick wana two games in hand against Arsenal khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeee



Mwamrishe huyu refa si alipokea mpunga kutoka kwenu ... ... safi sana khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeee

　


Nenda wapelekee Tor the res atawasaidia wasishuke daraja .. ... ... khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
　
　

　
Khe khe kheeeeeeeeee natumaini mnapouza unga au kuiba kwenye supermarkets huwa mnakuwa fair khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee vipi mnapojifunza shabaha khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee





Bora unajifahamu vizuri menyewe maana uliadimika hapa bada ya kichapo kwenye cowshed chacha chubiri kichapo kingine J4 khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Wacha Wivu wewe utakuua huo khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Jamani huyu peasant anataka kurudishwa Loliondo maana hii dozi aliyokunywa last week haitoshi. Khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Good job, got under your skin!!

 

[Wacha1]

khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee​

 

[Giro]

khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee​

Yossi Benayoun has admitted Chelsea will win the Champions League if they perform a miracle comeback at Old Trafford.

While,History is against them, with United never having lost a European tie after winning the first leg away from home..

Mi najiweka pembeni kuepusha msongamano.

 

[ELNIN0]

By Yossi Benayoun:

'I am sure he will score a lot of goals because he has a lot of quality and he was unlucky with his chance when he came on against Wigan.

'In the games he played for Chelsea he did great movement but Chelsea are used to playing with Didier [Drogba] where you play to the body and not into the space, but slowly the players know him better. When a striker misses one or two chances he loses a little bit of confidence but when Fernando scores one I promise you he will be a top scorer.'

 

[Giro]

By Yossi Benayoun:

'I am sure he will score a lot of goals because he has a lot of quality and he was unlucky with his chance when he came on against Wigan.

'In the games he played for Chelsea he did great movement but Chelsea are used to playing with Didier [Drogba] where you play to the body and not into the space, but slowly the players know him better. When a striker misses one or two chances he loses a little bit of confidence but when Fernando scores one I promise you he will be a top scorer.'

Issue is not only ku score but ana create chances za watu wengine e.g. Didier na wengine kufunga? But kijana ame anza ku improve kwa kweli,and If he scores one,kweli anaweza.Je nani kwa sasa anaweza kumlisha mipira ili awe a top scorer?