Canaan Banana:Rais wa Zimbabwe Aliyefungwa kwa Kulawiti

[Pelisa]

ninachokiona kwenye hii post ni picha ya ikulu ya Zimbabwe. Kwa ufahamu wangu wa historia Zimbabwe ilipata uhuru mwaka 1980 na toka wakati huo raisi wake ni mugabe. sasa huyu Banana kawaje raisi wa zimbabwe tangu 1980 hadi 1987? Mleta mada Mumba Daly tafadhali toa maelezo

Inaonekana wewe huijui historia ya Zimbabwe,ni hivi mara baada ya uhuru mwaka 1980 mugabe alikuwa ni waziri mkuu akiwa ndio mtendaji mkuu wa serikali huku banana akiwa ni rais(kama ilivyo israel) lakini baadae ndio wakafanya mabadiliko ya katiba na kufuata kama mfumo wetu hapa Tanzania hapo ndipo mugabe alipokuwa rais mtendaji badala ya cheo cha waziri mkuu.

 

[Sodoku]

FaizaFoxy
MUHAMMAD ALIKUWA GAY NA WAFUASI WAKE WALIKUWA MASHOGA PIA
BALAA: KUMBE WANAUME WA KIISLAM WAMERUHUSIWA KUINGILIANA KIMWILI.
Surah An Nisaai 21. Na mtachukuaje na ilhali mmekwisha ingiliana nyinyi kwa nyinyi, na wao wanawake wamechukua kwenu ahadi iliyo madhubuti?
HUU SI NDIO ULIBERIA HUU. WAISLAM WANAINGILIANA WAO KWA WAO. HUU NI MSIBA MKUBWA SANA.
SASA NA WAKE ZAO WAMEJIFUNZA KWA WAUME WAO JINSI YA KUINGILIANA WAO KWA WAO.
Sasa soma hadith zinazo sema Muhammad alifanya hii tabia mbaya.
SIFA ZA NABII MUHAMMAD (PBUH). ANYONYA ULIMI WA MWANAUME MWENZAKE
Hadith Idadi 16,245: "maneno ya Washami," Hadith ya Mu'awiya Ibn Abu Sufyan": "Nilimwona Nabii wa Allah(saw) - akimnyonya ulimi na kulamba mdomo wa Al-Hassan Mwana wa Ali, Mwenyezi Mungu amrehemu, maana hakuna mtu atakaye teswa kwa Moto wa Jehannam baada ya kunyonywa ulimi na kulambwa midomo na Nabii wa Allah.
Mnaona tabia chafu ya Nabii wa Allah?
Eti akikula denda na kukulamba midomo basi wewe huto kwenda Jehannam.
Pia alisema, "Siku baadaye tuliomba muuguzi kwa ajili yake (Ali) lakini alikataa, basi tukamwita Nabii Muhammad - SAW -.ambaye alimnyonya ulimi "Ali" kwa kinywa chahe mpaka akalala. Hivi ndivyo Allah alivyo taka Ali afanyiwe na Nabii wake

 

[Mshuza2]

Umende alijifunzia wapi huyu? Anyway ngoja nipite zangu..

 

[Kiranga]

MUHAMMAD ALITUMIWA NA SHETANI NA HAPA ANAKIRI KUWA ALIPEWA AYA NA SHETANI NADHAN WENGI MLIMSOMA SALMAN RUSHDIE NA KITABU CHAKE ZA AYA ZA KISHETANI
According to numerous Islamic sources, Muhammad once delivered a revelation promoting polytheism. Later, he claimed that Satan had tricked him into delivering these infamous "Satanic Verses" (as they are now called). Here's the story, according to Ibn Ishaq's Sirat Rasul Allah (our earliest biographical source on Muhammad):

Now the apostle was anxious for the welfare of his people, wishing to attract them as far as he could. . . . When the apostle saw that his people turned their backs on him and he was pained by their estrangement from what he brought them from God he longed that there should come to him from God a message that would reconcile his people to him. Because of his love for his people and his anxiety over them it would delight him if the obstacle that made his task so difficult could be removed. . . . Then God sent down "By the star when it sets your comrade errs not and is not deceived, he speaks not from his own desire," and when he reached His words "Have you thought of al-Lat and al-Uzza and Manat the third, the other", Satan, when he was meditating upon it, and desiring to bring it to his people, put upon his tongue "these are the exalted Gharaniq [Numidian cranes] whose intercession is approved." When the Quraysh heard that, they were delighted and greatly pleased at the way in which he spoke of their gods and they listened to him; while the believers were holding that what their prophet brought them from their Lord was true, not suspecting a mistake or a vain desire or a slip, and when he reached the prostration and the end of the Sura in which he prostrated himself the Muslims prostrated themselves when their prophet prostrated confirming what he brought and obeying his command, and the polytheists of Quraysh and others who were in the mosque prostrated when they heard the mention of their gods, so that everyone in the mosque believer and unbeliever prostrated . . . Then the people dispersed and the Quraysh went out, delighted at what had been said about their gods, saying, "Muhammad has spoken of our gods in splendid fashion. He alleged in what he read that they are the exalted Gharaniq whose intercession is approved."

Hakuna shetani wala mungu.

Habari za shetani na mungu ni utunzi wa watu tu.

Kama unabisha thibitisha kuwepo kwa shetani au mungu katika namna inayoeleweka kwa watu (humanly comprehensible) na isiyojipinga yenyewe (non contradictory).

cc Myke xy

 

[Ritz]

Shehe ni cheo sio mtu!Mashehe wanaongoza kwa ubakaji na sasa mnaanza kuzikana post zinazo ripoti matukio yao!

Umeipata wapi hiyo kuwa Sheikh ni cheo tu? Nimekuambia uwa hamna Sheikh wa Madrassa kamuulize tena aliyekupa hizo porojo.

 

[Sodoku]

SIANDIKI UONGO NAKUPA MISTARI YA KISWAHILI SASA.

UISLAMU UNACHOCHEA USHOGA KWA MAANDIKO HAYA.
UKIWA MUISLAMU MATAKO TAKO YANAKUWA NI SEHEMU YA SHETANI KUJIBURUDISHA KWA MICHEZO YAKE. wewe faiza foxy au Ritz shetani ameshawachezea kwenye matako mara ngapi? na je amewaachaje?
Kasema Mtume (s.a.w) “Anamwijia mmoja wenu shetani katika sala, basi anapuliza (anampuliza) katika matako yake, basi yule mtu inamwijia fikiria ya kuwa umemtoka upepo (kajamba) nae haukumtoka, basi akiona hali hiyo asiondoke kwenye sala mpaka asikie sauti ya kumtoka huo upepo au anuse harufu yake”. (KITABU CHA MKWELI MWAMIU, JUZUU YA 1 -2 HADITHI NA. 74, UK 42)

 

[Malafyale]

Umeipata wapi hiyo kuwa Sheikh ni cheo tu? Nimekuambia uwa hamna Sheikh wa Madrassa kamuulize tena aliyekupa hizo porojo.

Mashehe wanabaka sababu ni binadama wa kawaida tu!Hao hapo wanashikiliwa polisi kwa kubaka

 

[Sodoku]

UKIWA MUISLAMU MATAKO TAKO YANAKUWA NI SEHEMU YA SHETANI KUJIBURUDISHA KWA MICHEZO YAKE.
Kasema Mtume (s.a.w) “Anamwijia mmoja wenu shetani katika sala, basi anapuliza (anampuliza) katika matako yake, basi yule mtu inamwijia fikiria ya kuwa umemtoka upepo (kajamba) nae haukumtoka, basi akiona hali hiyo asiondoke kwenye sala mpaka asikie sauti ya kumtoka huo upepo au anuse harufu yake”. (KITABU CHA MKWELI MWAMIU, JUZUU YA 1 -2 HADITHI NA. 74, UK 42)
Sasa hiyo adha ya kupulizwa matako na shetani kwa kila unaposali nani anaitaka? Yaani kila ukienda kusali basi shetani yeye yupo matakoni tu, najiuliza hivi shetani ambaye ni muislamu hakuona sehemu nyingine mpaka akomae na matako tu? Kina mama Wa Kiislamu zindukeni, maana Wanaume wao wameshazoea, ndiyo maana hawataki ninyi mwende msikitini ili mpulizwe pamoja nao, hivyo sisi Wakristo tunaojitambua, kwa tendo hilo la kupulizwa matakoni na shetani hatuutaki uislamu.
By permission.

 

[Rahabu]

Mmmmmmmmm nilijua tuuu

 

[Ghosryder]

OMBI LANGU. WAKATI WOWOTE hawa ndugu zangu wakitaka tupenane Elimu ya DINI niitwe tafadhari nipo tayari kujifunza kutoka kwao ingawa najua wengi ni MAAMUMA. lakini tutashirikiana pasipo kugombana au kutukanana. na kila neno litajibiwa kwa Mujibu wa Biblia Au quran. tukiangalia misingi ya dini hizi Mbili za Ukristo na Uislamu. Nami nitawaambia kwa NINI NILIACHA UISLAMU ambao nlikuwa humo mpaka niiwa na miaka 25. nina siri nyingi kuhusiana na MAJINI NA URAFIKI WAKE NA UISLAMU, MUHAMMAD KUWA NA MAPEPO, TABIA ZA UZINZI/UBAKAJI/UJAMBAZI AU WIZI NA KUVAMIA WATU KUPORA MALI ZAO NA UNAJISI

Mkuu, hizi Dini zote mbili ni majipu tupu. Mariwaya tu, tena yanajikanganyakanganya tu, we tenda haki kwa kila mtu, utafanikiwa.

 

[Bonesmen]

Huu uzi upelekwe jukwaa la dini kuna wafia dini wanaleta mijadala ya ovyo tu ivi unafaidika nini kushikia bango ukiristo au uislamu ukikaa kimya na imani yako bila kumdharau mwenzio kuna tatizo? Nyinyi wabishani ni weupe vichwani ktk hizo dini kwani debe tupu hupiga kelele mkikua mtaacha utoto huo wa kushadadia dini

 

[Mawembasa1979]

Mkuu umezaliwa mwaka gani? Uliza kabla hujapinga

Kizazi cha dot com hicho au division 5. Wanafahamu kuimba bongo fleva songs! Ndio maana kwenye exam.papers wanashusha mistari ya bongo fleva!

 

[Ritz]

Huyo mbona ana swalisha bado?Ehehehehe

Ahahahah huyo watu wanakitafuta kichwa chake mwambie basi atoke nje ya Marekani kama atarudi.