Ahsante nisimpe Mganga......nikupe wewe

Adharusi

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Maongezi ya hawara na buzi lake yalikuwa hivi:-
BUZI: mpenzi wangu tangu nimekununulia nyumba na gari naona mapenzi yamepungua!
HAWARA: kwanini mpenzi?
BUZI: siku hizi huniambii asante kwa chochote tofauti na zamani
HAWARA: asante nisimpe mganga nikupe wewe na ubakhili wako. Nisingekuroga ungenipa lini nyumba na gari?
BUZI: na mimi nisingekuhonga hivyo vitu ningekuambukiza UKIMWI saa ngapi?
Hawara hoi,
Hapo nani mjanja?

 

Adharusi

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Mjanja mganga

 

Mitchell

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wote wajanja

 

Lady N

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ngoma droo

 

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Adharusi said:

Mjanja mganga

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Unajua mganga alipewa asante ya namna gani? Kama naye yeye aliingia kwenye foleni ya jamaa..!?

 

Adharusi

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Vp swahiba? Naona umetulia. Unawaza nn? Usihofu kama ni gari tengeneza hata la udongo na kama ndege nunua ata njiwa nayo ni ndege na ww ujidai, mm mwenzio cna mawazo tena ninamilik nyumba 3 mbili zakawaida 1 ya golofa zote zakuchora kwenye karatas. mvuvi hakuwa mjinga kuchonga mtumbw. nae alitaman meli.

 

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Adharusi umetisha.

 

BOB OS

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hakuna mjanja:frusty:

 

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Adharusi said:

Maongezi ya hawara na buzi lake yalikuwa hivi:-
BUZI: mpenzi wangu tangu nimekununulia nyumba na gari naona mapenzi yamepungua!
HAWARA: kwanini mpenzi?
BUZI: siku hizi huniambii asante kwa chochote tofauti na zamani
HAWARA: asante nisimpe mganga nikupe wewe na ubakhili wako. Nisingekuroga ungenipa lini nyumba na gari?
BUZI: na mimi nisingekuhonga hivyo vitu ningekuambukiza UKIMWI saa ngapi?
Hawara hoi,
Hapo nani mjanja?

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