JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points to the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your Mom's the best lay in town!" Everyone expects a fight but the guy...

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A PhD graduate and an ordinary man went on a camping trip, set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, the ordinary man woke up his Ph D friend. friend: "Look up at the sky and tell me...

A PhD graduate and an ordinary man went on a camping trip, set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, the ordinary man woke up his Ph D friend. friend: "Look up at the sky and tell me...

Names of babies born in local clinics and hospitals during the elections in Zinbabwe: Runoff Moyo Senetorial Chirumhanzu Candidate Pote Independant Maposa Rigging Hamadziripi Electoral...

nafikiria kila kitu kina historia yake. na swali hili. nawaomba wenye kujua na majibu?

Kweli sasa najua niko addicted na computer.. pembeni kuna sahani ya wali na njegere, na laptop; wali haukukolea chumvi nimeenda jikoni nimechukua chumvi kwenye kidubwasha chake cha vitundu.. sina...

Naye Lowasa akawaambia mawaziri wengine, KESHENI mkiomba kwani hamjui siku wala saa atakayokuja Dr.Mwakyembe. Nami naenda mtaani kuwaandalia kijiwe ili nitakapokuwa nanyi muwepo. Amini...

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When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be BOSS. Brain said, ‘’I should be BOSS because I control the whole body response and functions. The feet said, ‘we should be BOSS as we...

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American, "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called...

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bartender and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir," replies the bartender. "That'll be 1 cent." "ONE CENT!" exclaims the customer. The barman...

Jamani mmekiona kipakacha? Kipakacha ni mwanachama mpya wa JF, karibu sana kipakacha katika ukumbi wetu huu mwanana. Huko kwenye kipakacha umeficha nini?....:) mbona kipakacha kimetunatuna...:)...

GREAT RULES THAT WILL HELP YOU REMAIN POOR ALL YOUR LIFE! 1. Never wake up early: Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bedbugs, why...

No offense intended!!! ---------------------------- A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident...

Kuna mmbongo mmoja alienda ulaya na kwa bahat mbaya kingereza alikua hajui ila akapata rafik mzungu aliyeitwa Mlumbwende,ck moja walienda kuoga na huyo rafik yake kwa bahat mbaya rafik yake mzungu...

NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES Company Policy: Effective from January 2008 Dress Code It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes...

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed. "Grandson I wanna you lissin to me. I wanna for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember...

Little Johnny is visiting the zoo with his mother. They go to the elephant exhibit where a big old bull elephant is taking a leak. Johnny points tot eh pachyderm’s privates and says,” Mommy...