Naenda ukweni kwa mara ya kwanza

Seneta Wa Mtwiz

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Sep 23, 2013

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• Feb 18, 2017

• #1

Wakuu,

Hayawi hayawi sasa yamekuwa! Baada ya masiku tele kupita, Leo nd'o naenda kutambulishwa ukweni kwa mara ya kwanza kabisa. Nasikia ukoo mzima umekusanyika huko, kuanzia akina babu, bibi, baba, mama, mjomba, shangazi, mashemeji wa kike na wa kiume na ndugu wengine.

Sasa hapa najiona kama moyo nimeuazima, yaani unadundadunda balaa, akili zinazunguka, kichwa kinanesanesa, miguu inapepesuka, sijanywa hata chai ila najihisi nimeshiba kinoumah, jasho linatiririka balaa, mikono yote imelegea,
hadi midomo inatetema na nimevaa ile kanzu yangu matata ninayoitegemea kwenye matukio muhimu ila bado mwili mzima najiona kama vile nipo uchi.

WAKUU,

NIPENI EXPERIENCE NA NAMNA YA KUONDOA HII HALI YA HOFU NA UOGA KWA M'LIOWAHI KWENDA UKWENI KWA MARA YA KWANZA WAKUU.

 

Nokia83

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Jan 16, 2014

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• Feb 18, 2017

• #2

Wakat wa kumkaza mtt watu hupati wasiwasi....

Nenda tu mkuu na ukifika usiwe muongeaji sn ndio unakaribishwa kwny familia hivyo

 

dindilichuma

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Dec 19, 2015

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• Feb 18, 2017

• #3

Sasa Mimi nashindwa kuelewa kinachokutia woga na wasiwasi ni mini kwamba unaenda kuonana na wakwe?
Acha woga usio na msingi hao ni watu wa kawaida Sana usitishike na lolote kuwa kawaida tu

 

chakii

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Sep 15, 2013

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• Feb 18, 2017

• #4

Hongera mkuu Seneta Wa Mtwiz, sasa haya masharti ulishakamilisha?? ------- Nimepewa Mke bure, Ila nimempa sharti hili.

 

kamanda mbigi

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Feb 8, 2017

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• Feb 18, 2017

• #5

Seneta Wa Mtwiz said:

Wakuu,
Hayawi Hayawi sasa yamekuwa!

Baada ya masiku tele kupita,
Leo nd'o naenda kutambulishwa ukweni kwa mara ya kwanza kabisa.

Nasikia ukoo mzima umekusanyika huko,
Kuanzia akina babu, bibi, baba, mama, mjomba, shangazi, mashemeji wa kike na wa kiume na ndugu wengine.

Sasa hapa najiona kama moyo Nimeuazima,
Yaani udundadunda balaa,
Akili zinazunguka,
Kichwa kinanesanesa,
Miguu inapepesuka,
Sijanywa hata chai ila najihisi nimeshiba kinoumah,
Jasho linatiririka balaa,
Mikono yote imelegea,
hadi midomo inatetema
NA
Nimevaa ile kanzu yangu matata ninayoitegemea kwenye matukio muhimu
Ila bado mwili mzima najiona kama vile nipo uchi.
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WAKUU,
NIPENI EXPERIENCE NA NAMNA YA KUONDOA HII HALI YA HOFU NA UOGA
KWA M'LIOWAHI KWENDA UKWENI KWA MARA YA KWANZA WAKUU!

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Ukweni ndio Ilala hapo au sio

 

Bilionea Asigwa

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Sep 21, 2011

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• Feb 18, 2017

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Andaa pesa ya kutosha tu, maana siku hizi utambulisho ukweni umekuwa kama biashara...

Watakuchomoa hela zisizo na kichwa wala miguu mpaka urudi na ndala tu.

 

sawe4u

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Sep 11, 2016

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• Feb 18, 2017

• #7

Wahi viroba kabla havijaisha

 

titimunda

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Nov 26, 2014

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• Feb 18, 2017

• #8

Nokia83 said:

Wakat wa kumkaza mtt watu hupati wasiwasi....

Nenda tu mkuu na ukifika usiwe muongeaji sn ndio unakaribishwa kwny familia hivyo

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Mwafwaa

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Hizo sifa ulizotaja ni za mtu anataka kufa!!

 

Kingfisher

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• #10

Aaah...kumbe ni seneta

 

BLACK MARXIST

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• Feb 18, 2017

• #11

Boost akili na kiroba cha buku. Mambo yataenda Sawa.

 

KikulachoChako

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• Feb 18, 2017

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Ukweni ni pahala pa heshima......hivyo unapaswa ujiheshimu uwapo huko......

-Jizuie kuwa muongeaji sana....hasa katika masuala ambayo hayakuhusu.....

- Jitahidi kutofautisha kati ya masuala yao ya kifamilia na mambo yanayokuhusu wewe.....

- Jitahidi kufuata sheria na taratibu za hapo hata kama zingine zinakera na kuudhi kwani hapo upo kwa muda tu

- Ficha udhaifu wako na aibu zako uwapo ukweni.....hapa namaaanisha kuwa kama wewe ni mtu wa pombe jitahidi sana kujizuia.....kwani unaweza ukasemaa unaonja matokeo yake ukapitiliza ukaja ukampiga busu mama mkwe au shemeji yako ukidhani ni mkeo......

-Jitahidi kuuzuia moyo na tamaa za kijinga.....sio tena unamuona shemeji yako katoka kuoga unaanza kutoa macho.....

Ni hayo tu....mengine utayakuta huko huko

 

Nichumu Nibebike

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• Feb 18, 2017

• #13

Sio bure. Kabla hao wakwe hawajakupitisha wakakupime kwanza kwa mkemia mkuu!

 

Bila shuka

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• #14

Unawahi mzee bado muda upo Kunywa viroba tu

 

luckyline

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• #15

Jamalm335 said:

Piga viroba kadhaa na msokoto mmoja, ukifika wote utawaona kama katuni tu utakuwa unacheka tu

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kiroba wapi majariwa kashafanya yake jana hakuna kunywa kiroba tz naona mtaandamana mwaka huu

 

Sakayo

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• Feb 18, 2017

• #16

Sasa unaogopa nini, au we wa dah!!!

 

Blessed wild

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Mmmmh!!

 

Kakole

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Kumbe serikali hawakukosea kurudisha zoezi la kwenda JKT baada ya kuhitimu form six, mwanaume utakuwaje muoga kiasi hicho kwa issue ndogo kama hicho?

 

Plot281

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Katika thread zilizowahi kunifurahisha hii ni mojawapo....big up mleta Uzi ..maana Mimi mwenyewe nategemea kwenda ukweni mwaka huu....isitoshe mke wangu huwa anatoa taarifa ukweni pale tunapokosanaga ...!!???

 

chinekeeee

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MKUU ANDAAA HELA ZA KUTOSHA NA WATAARIFU WASHIKAJI ZAKO UNAWEZA KUKWAMA KWA LOLOTE HASA ULIVYOSEMA FAMILIA NZIMA INAKUSUBIRI INAMAANA WANAONEKANA HAWANA KAZI MAALUM JIANDAE NA MIZINGA YA HAPA NA PALE