Mwalimu wangu kasema Magufuli bure kabisa

BIN BOR · Dec 23, 2015

Nimekutana na mwalimu wangu, mtu mzee kiasi kwani kanifundisha sekondari. Kasema oho, unaona Magufuli anayofanya?

Nikamuuliza anafanya nini, akanijibu kazuia safari za nje, kakamata wezi bandari, katimua TRA, nk. Nikasema BURE KABISA. Mwalimu akanishangaa, akaniuliza we ya Magufuli huyaoni? Nikasema nayaona, lakini bure kabisa.

Akasema we ulikuwa mwanafunzi mbishi tokea zama zile. Nikamuuliza kwani unafanya kazi gani siku hizi? akasema, bado mwalimu. Nikamuuliza umewahi kumsifia mwanafunzi wako yoyote, achilia mimi niliyekuwa naongoza na bado hukunisifia. Akasema, ningekusifia ungevimba kichwa.

Nikamuuliza, sasa mbona unamsifia Magufuli? Aha, akajibu. Sasa nimekupata mwanafunzi wangu. Magufuli bure kabisa.

Unasemaje na wewe. Maana hadi sasa tumeona pasi na chenga nyiiiingi. Je, kuna goli? Magufuli bure kabisa. Unamuunga mkono mwalimu wangu?

babukijana · Dec 23, 2015

viroba kazini

Amadoli · Dec 23, 2015

Na wewe ni jipu?

gambanjeli · Dec 23, 2015

Tujifunze kusoma na kuelewa "satire".

kuduman201036 · Dec 23, 2015

tengeneza shairi then liweke hapa.litakuwa zuri we una kipaji.you're talented!

Emmilian paul · Dec 23, 2015

yc maguful bule kbs

Slim5 · Dec 23, 2015

Mkuu uko na nani hapo?

gfesto · Dec 23, 2015

Kwamba ukimtia mimba mkeo leo kesho azae"ama kweli ujinga neno la kichwa.

DuppyConqueror · Dec 23, 2015

Huko darasani ulikuwa unaongoza kwenye kefanya nn?

Jerrymsigwa · Dec 23, 2015

Akili zetu nzito mmno kuelewa hiyo tashtiti

Mahesabu · Dec 23, 2015

nimependa aina ya uandishi

inanikumbusha mbali..... maandishi ya kimafumbo na semi mbali mbali ni matumizi ya kufikirisha ubongo ndiyo yawezayo kudadavua

Mmawia · Dec 23, 2015

Ndiyo umejua leo?

naumbu · Dec 23, 2015

Ukitaka kujua magamba mengi ni vilaza utaona michango yao kwenye huu uzi,inahitaji uelewa wa hali ya juu kukuelewa mtoa uzi

Sibonike · Dec 23, 2015

Yaani kwa mwezi anekusanya 1.3 billion na hajasafiri na ujumbe wa watu 50 kwenda kubembea Ulaya? Bure kabisa huyo Magufuli.

Hansard · Dec 23, 2015

Mleta mada ni Bure kabisa,huna akili wewe na mwalimu wako huyu mzee

Gwallo · Dec 23, 2015

Amewazuia watumishi wa umma kwenda kutumbua raha majuu, amekusudia kutimiza ahadi ya elimu Bure , waliopoteza makontena wameendelea kupokea malipo yao. Huyo jamaa ni bure kabisa.

Ndebile · Dec 23, 2015

Mahesabu said:
nimependa aina ya uandishi

inanikumbusha mbali..... maandishi ya kimafumbo na semi mbali mbali ni matumizi ya kufikirisha ubongo ndiyo yawezayo kudadavua

nitoke nje ya mada kidogo, Mimi ni mpenzi sana wa kipindi cha ucheshi maarufu kama "Churchill show" kinachoonyeshwa na ntv, kama hujui kutafakari sana ucheshi wa kipindi hicho utakupita kushoto.
Mleta mada asante, mada yako ni kipimo tosha cha kuonyesha jinsi gani wana jf wanatumia bongo zao.

General Mangi · Dec 23, 2015

Huyo mwalimu ni bure kabisa

ofero · Dec 23, 2015

Nimekuelewa Vizuri " Ningekusifia ungevimba kichwa "

Last emperor · Dec 23, 2015

gambanjeli said:
Tujifunze kusoma na kuelewa "satire".

Mpaka mtu wa fasihi ndo ataelewa huyu bwana ameandika nini. Wengine watakuja kutukana hapa, kuongea uharo, kuleta u CCM na ujinga mwingii. Lakini kumbe hawajaelelewa jamaa ana maanisha nini

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