How to date someones husband

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Nov 26, 2010
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RULES OF DATING SOMEONE'S HUSBAND;

1. Never take photos with him.

2. If you called and he hangs up, don't call him back, the wife is around.

3. Don't text him love messages.

4. Satan should not tempt you to sleep at his house even when his wife is out of the country.

5. Never book the same lodging everytime you go for ahhhhh! Eeeeeeh! Ooooohhh, uuuuuh!

6. Do not involve your friends or his friends in your relationship.

7. If he calls you, receive but don't answer fast. Maybe his wife is the one calling trying to find out, let him talk first.

8. Don't call him my everything, he is borrowed.

9. If you find yourself at his place, just lift the dress or lower the trousers halfway during twa twa. Don't remove everything. In case things go wrong and you need to activate temple run.

10. Most Important. STAY AWAY FROM SOMEONE'S HUSBAND AND FIND YOUR OWN.

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If you find yourself at his place, just lift the dress or lower the trousers halfway during twa twa. Don't remove everything. In case things go wrong and you need to activate temple run.
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11. Never use good quality perfume as they are long lasting and may remain in his clothes or body, specially if he doesn’t take a shower before going home to his wife.

12. Don’t wear too much make up to not stain his shirt/clothes.

13. Never bite/scratch/make hicks on his body.

14. Make sure to use an contraceptive method in order not to become pregnant by him.

15. Do not expect that he will divorce his wife, specially if he has procreated with her.

16. Enjoy the sex and the gifts that he will give you as he probably will not be able to provide you with a full relationship/affect.

17. Have a boyfriend, so you will have someone to spend the holidays/vacation with, as the married man will probably not be available.

Remember:
If you want to destroy your whole life…

1. He is married

2. He is not faithful - if he is not faithful to the one he got married to, what makes you think he will be loyal to you?
If he is fooling around, there's a chance that you are not the only side-chick he is seeing. And this usually means that you mean very little to him, contrary to what he might be telling you to keep you under control. Unfaithful men usually fool around to satisfy their own egocentric nature and to prove themselves to, well, themselves.

3. STD's. Have you ever heard of them? His irresponsible actions might be spreading illnesses to his wife, who could be unaware of his escapades, and to his mistresses, including yourself.

4. Dating a married man is not something that you can proudly announce. If you got out and he hides you from public view, you will not feel dignified. If he shows you around, then he is a dip5hit.

5. Dignity: have you got any? I will assume that you are single. On that level you have great advantage over him. Why would you even consider lowering your level to that of a side-chick?

6. If you feel β€˜special' because you stole someone's husband, then you need a good therapist. There's nothing to be proud of for getting involved with a married man.

7. If there's a chance he could get you pregnant, then there's a chance that your child will not have a father figure to grow with.

8. Number 2 also applies here: if he leaves his wife for you and then he gets someone else pregnant, what makes you think that he won't do the same to you?

9. Does he have dependent children? If so, what kind of a father is he? Being a parent is a huge commitment and if he has children but he is fooling around, then he is stealing precious time that he could be dedicating to his children and giving it to you and others. Please do not reproduce with him.

10. And finally, this is a moral/ethical reason: if you are a believer, a person of faith who follows a certain religion, as the great majority of people are, your religion will most likely state that what you are doing or thinking of doing is forbidden.

If you are a free-thinker, then it is only ethical to follow the Golden Rule: do to others as you would like to be done to you.
In my case, I am worth much, much more than what a married man could ever offer to me. Crumbs and leftovers are not my thing. Are they your thing?
 
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