Almost got engaged to her, Rescued on a lifeline

[Chenchele]

Nah, it's the second time now being saved on a lifeline into making harsh decisions. Crazy!

Why do some girls lies, man?

On my usual trips, nakutana na innocent girl, yeah she pretty of course damn!!. Got her #, we spent like a month together, I thought finally got myself a babymama.

Based on her stories, she looked innocent. Like Sina mtoto, sijawah olewa, nafanya kazi X hapa kwa muda tu, Home kanda ya ziwa huko.

Yoo was hooked to her totally for that time. She even talked with my grandmother on phone.

I went back to town, and it happened that she lives in the same street with my aunt.

She was in shock knowing that her best friend/neighbour is my aunt. She knew her secrets would be exposed to me.

Woah! She has a kid(single mom) , barmaid, not from lake zone, her husband left her because of..you KNOW her job right?

Well, why would anyone lie aah? Is not lie a temporary thing?

 

[Vien]

Ndo wanawake hao mkuu, don't trust them at all.....

 

[THE BEEKEEPER]

Sure but speak swahili kmmk 

 

[Satoh Hirosh]

She new her secrets will be exposed to me.

"She knew her secret would be exposed to me".

Because,you are talking about the past event. And past tense of will is would.

 

[Poor Brain]

Archimedes principle states that "" When a body totally or partially immersed in fluid it expert an upthrust which is equal to the weigh of the fluid displaced,"""

Kwa kiswahili
""Kitu chochote kinapozamishwa kwenye maji/tope(DIVISHENI FOO ) uzito wake upotea... Na sehemu ya uzoto wa kitu hicho hutolewa nje ni sawa na uzito wa kimiminika hicho"""

 

[Miss Natafuta]

Ulipima hiv?

 

[Feisal2020]

Wewe mdada akikuchekea tu unamuona soulmate wako, sio?

 

[Miss Natafuta]

Ndo wanawake hao mkuu, don't trust them at all.....

Ila jamaa nae mshamba ndo maana akadanganywa.hivi unaishijena mtu from nowhere?

 

[Miss Natafuta]

Wewe mdada akikuchekea tu unamuona soulmate wako, sio?

Mshamba WA k Sana Acha apigwe matukio

 

[Ninja assasin]

Sure but speak swahili kmmk 

Hahaha this English things inaumiza macho 😂😂😂

 

[Satoh Hirosh]

If you get on the wrong bus (daladala) get off at a nearest station. Because the longer it take you to get off,the more expensive the return trip will be.

You are lucky you've discovered the girl is a hoe and single mom before even the journey starts.

Great.

 

[Chenchele]

Ulipima hiv?

Sijakutana naye

 

[Chenchele]

"She knew her secret would be exposed to me".

Because,you are talking about the past event. And past tense of will is would.

Spotted that chief. I was hurrying up!

 

[Chenchele]

Sure but speak swahili kmmk 

I usually choose EN because it uses fewer words, saves time, hit a point. Swahili takes a lot of spaces and bunch of endless paragraphs.

 

[Chenchele]

If you get on the wrong bus (daladala) get off at a nearest station. Because the longer it take you to get off,the more expensive the return trip will be.

You are lucky you've discovered the girl is a hoe and single mom before even the journey starts.

Great.

Yeah...ungekua msala

 

[Chenchele]

Hahaha this English things inaumiza macho 😂😂😂

It is still basic English, no advanced slangs/synonyms in there.

 

[Satoh Hirosh]

Yeah...ungekua msala

Story nzuri ila umeiandika kwa kiingereza. Hapa wabongo watapita kimya kimya baada ya kuona heading tu kule juu kama wanaaga maiti.

Comment ya tatu tu kule juu Kuna mtu kakutukana. Kinge kinaleta njaa tumboni.

 

[ledada]

Yaani a month tu unaona ushapata baby mama Bro?? Eeh haya

 

[T14 Armata]

Wewe nae wakuja. Unakutana na mwanamke barabarani mnatumia mwezi pamoja kisha anakuhadithia habari zake unakubali. Unatoka hapo unamuona mzubaa barabarani wako ni wife material.

Kaingia kichwakichwa sijui mseminary huyu

 

[Chenchele]

Story nzuri ila umeiandika kwa kiingereza. Hapa wabongo watapita kimya kimya baada ya kuona heading tu kule juu kama wanaaga maiti.

Comment ya tatu tu kule juu Kuna mtu kakutukana. Kinge kinaleta njaa tumboni.

Sometimes EN inatumika kama filter Kwenye vitu vya msingi 😅