JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

No offense intended!!! ---------------------------- A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident...

Kuna mmbongo mmoja alienda ulaya na kwa bahat mbaya kingereza alikua hajui ila akapata rafik mzungu aliyeitwa Mlumbwende,ck moja walienda kuoga na huyo rafik yake kwa bahat mbaya rafik yake mzungu...

NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES Company Policy: Effective from January 2008 Dress Code It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes...

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed. "Grandson I wanna you lissin to me. I wanna for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember...

Little Johnny is visiting the zoo with his mother. They go to the elephant exhibit where a big old bull elephant is taking a leak. Johnny points tot eh pachyderm’s privates and says,” Mommy...

If they do it this way treat them like Ditopile! See the attached clip... Soo nice :) Invisible

Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the...

Mkuu wa kikosi cha Jeshi la Wananchi (JWTZ) kabla ya kumpokea mheshimiwa Rais wa Jamhuri ya Muungano alimwambia askari wa kupiga mizinga: Askari, akiwasili mheshimiwa Rais piga mizinga 21ya...

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Calgary, Western Canada, North America 'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here,years ago. Red meat is...

A ninety year old woman had just lost her husband of sixty five years. She decided she could not bare to be alone and would take her life. So she made an appointment with her doctor. In the exam...

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “ When I am worried about getting nervous nn...

If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly: at 100 kph.... "God Will Take Care of Me" at 120 kph.... "Guide me, O Great Jehovah" at 140 kph.... "Nearer My God to Thee"...

This was for your weekend, better late than never

The Mighty Mouse! Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse orders a scotch, gulps it...

Karanga vijiko 4 magimbi 4 Loweka siku 3 ukitumia asali vijiko 3 kwenye Bakuli 2 zilizo laininishwa mara 2 kwa limau 2. Mlo uliouandaa unaitwa MAFISADI.

Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into t he woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss. Then He helped her take off her shirt. Then...

It weekend while enjoying it, read this A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he...

A Luo boy and his date(Kikuyu) were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting hot and heavy when...